I was playing some RDR co-op with my buddy B., along with two random strangers. Out of the four of us, who ranked in second ( Read more... )

The Highs:- managed to not fall asleep during three-hour "volumanditory" meeting ( Read more... )

As I am not a believer in Valentine's Day, I refuse to call it by it's name ( Read more... )

After my success of making the thumbs up cool again, I decided to press further into my power over my co-workers.

Evidence #2: Chemist FooOne: he laughs a lot more and tells jokes now. He normally just stared at you blankly ( Read more... )

"Well, aren't we lucky that Jesus was crucified at a time that matches up perfectly with my menstrual cycle, so visiting my folks for the holidays doesn't interfere with your pouncing schedule."

:P

Well at least it's good to know that if I ever get attacked by a kung-fu fighter in a field, so long as I kick him in the balls he'll run around screaming for 3 minutes, then fall on his back clutching his crotch, continue screaming, then just suddenly .. die. Good to know.